Definitions of Designations

 Definitions of Designations:
 

• Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
• Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
• Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.  
• Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
• Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
• Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
• Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

 
HR Manager is a person who thinks that...
a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!